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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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Mihhail Selevko is an Estonian figure skater. He is a three-time ISU Challenger Series medalist and a four-time Estonian national champion.
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