{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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Stilifer is a genus of small ectoparasitic sea snails that used to belong in the family Stiliferidae. Most recent sources consider it part of the family Eulimidae, which also belongs to the superfamily Eulimoidea.
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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Más Club was an American membership-only retail warehouse club focused on the Hispanic population. Founded in 2009, it was owned and operated by Walmart. It opened on August 6, 2009, with a single pilot store in Houston, Texas and officially closed its doors on February 7, 2014.
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