{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Melissa Ortiz","displaytitle":"Melissa Ortiz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15364638","titles":{"canonical":"Melissa_Ortiz","normalized":"Melissa Ortiz","display":"Melissa Ortiz"},"pageid":39277403,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Melissa_Ortiz_%28Colombia%29_v_Laura_Georges_%28France%29_at_London_2012.jpg/330px-Melissa_Ortiz_%28Colombia%29_v_Laura_Georges_%28France%29_at_London_2012.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Melissa_Ortiz_%28Colombia%29_v_Laura_Georges_%28France%29_at_London_2012.jpg","width":560,"height":748},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266740755","tid":"a890754c-c8a4-11ef-8d00-abc712a48452","timestamp":"2025-01-02T00:58:20Z","description":"Colombian footballer (born 1990)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Ortiz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Ortiz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Ortiz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Melissa_Ortiz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Ortiz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Melissa_Ortiz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Ortiz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Melissa_Ortiz"}},"extract":"Melissa Marie Ortiz Matallana is a former professional footballer who played as a striker or attacking midfielder. Born and raised in the United States to Colombian parents, she capped for the Colombia women's national team. She participated at the FIFA U-20 FIFA Women's World Cup Germany, the 2012 Summer Olympics, 2014 Copa America, and 2014 Juegos Centroamericanos during her seven years with the Colombian National Team.","extract_html":"
Melissa Marie Ortiz Matallana is a former professional footballer who played as a striker or attacking midfielder. Born and raised in the United States to Colombian parents, she capped for the Colombia women's national team. She participated at the FIFA U-20 FIFA Women's World Cup Germany, the 2012 Summer Olympics, 2014 Copa America, and 2014 Juegos Centroamericanos during her seven years with the Colombian National Team.
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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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